Bernie’s Humor

Driving south on Minnesota Highway 371, headed home. I look into Bernie’s ear from the passenger seat. “You’ve got a gookie in your ear,” I say.

“Gookie?”

“Yes, a gookie.”

He puts his index finger in his ear to dig the gookie out. I look again. “The gookie’s gone,” I say.

Bernie looks at his finger, finds it empty. “I guess I must have pushed it in further.”

He puts his finger in the other ear and looks at it. “Here it is,” he says.

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6 Responses to Bernie’s Humor

  1. Judy says:

    Leaves you speechless.

  2. Chris Jeub says:

    I knew it! I knew it!

  3. Heidi says:

    At least you appreciate it enough to write it down… 🙂

  4. Cathy says:

    🙂

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