I had a little one-on-one with my computer this morning. “You have to get over your resentment,” I said. No response. “Okay, maybe you are just shy. But I really need you to boot up for me when we get to the resort.” No response. “You know, the computer guru will be here soon.” No response. “Well, then,” I said. “I guess you are what you are.”
Now I will pack’er up. My hopes are high.