Spam Friends

I’d like to share some comments from my spam friends:

Clarisonic commented on my blog, “Another Busy Day”, written October 5, 2012:

“Thank you incredibly substantially for your exciting text. I have been looking for these types of messages to get a definitely very long time. Thank you.” Clarisonic.

My response: Dear Clarisonic, Thank you for your thoughtful thoughts. It was so kind of you to think them. I am glad that you think going out in public with curlers in my hair is so exciting. You should try it.  It was more than exciting. It was exhilarating. I feel like a free woman.

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I received this comment from Jona about my blog, “Speakeasy”, written October 6, 2012:

“Wow! This could be one particular of the most useful blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Actually fantastic. I am also a specialist in this topic so I can understand your efforts.” Jona.

My response: Jona, Really? The most useful blog you have ever come across? I hope you tell all your friends about it. So you are a specialist on the topic of “speakeasies”! Do they have speakeasies in your country? Here is a little suggestion: legalize booze. It takes the winds out of the mafia’s sails. I’m from Chicago. I ought to know.

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Finally, Louis writes after being inspired by my blog, “Friends”, written September 13, 2012:

“Great Post. I was checking continuously this blog and I am impressed! Extremely useful info specifically the last part I care for such info much. I was looking for this certain info for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck.” Louis.

My response: Dear Louis, I am assuming you are a male person by your name. I feel sad that you don’t have these kinds of experiences with your friends. I am thinking maybe you should learn to hunt. On the other hand, given how specifically the last part you care for unfo much, I would suggest getting yourself a spiritual director. Get one that likes to hunt.

To all three of my friends, I say this: “You have a ways to go if you think you can pull off a ‘C’ in English Language 101. Meanwhile don’t walk the streets of New York without you’re interpreter beside you.”

I rather hate to delete them. They are quite positive, don’t you think?

6 thoughts on “Spam Friends”

  1. Judy,
    I am a fb friend of Wendy’s (from the MOMYS group)… I have been following your blog for a while, on & off. I just don’t follow blogs too strictly (with multiple children I seem to run short on time). Anyway, I remember the 1st post I ever read of your had to do with Spam friends too. 🙂

    I wanted to let you know that today’s post made me giggle out loud several times. I’m pretty sure my children were wondering what was so funny . Your perspective is refreshing. And also, I am now wondering what translator service the spammers are using? I once sold a piece of pottery on eBay to a person in Norway, and we had a very interesting conversation going using an online translator program — got to wonder who programs the software!

    Thank you for the Monday morning smile,
    Hannah

  2. Yes, very positive. What I’m wondering is how these people search or stumble upon your blog. Do they just search for and read blogs all day??? If so, I believe they need a life…
    Nancy K.

    1. Truthfully, the spam comments don’t usually have anything to do with what I have written. They are usually wanting to get people who read my blog to go to their web pages to sell them something. I just think their comments are pretty funny.

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