Spam Friends

I’d like to share some comments from my spam friends:

Clarisonic commented on my blog, “Another Busy Day”, written October 5, 2012:

“Thank you incredibly substantially for your exciting text. I have been looking for these types of messages to get a definitely very long time. Thank you.” Clarisonic.

My response: Dear Clarisonic, Thank you for your thoughtful thoughts. It was so kind of you to think them. I am glad that you think going out in public with curlers in my hair is so exciting. You should try it.  It was more than exciting. It was exhilarating. I feel like a free woman.

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I received this comment from Jona about my blog, “Speakeasy”, written October 6, 2012:

“Wow! This could be one particular of the most useful blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Actually fantastic. I am also a specialist in this topic so I can understand your efforts.” Jona.

My response: Jona, Really? The most useful blog you have ever come across? I hope you tell all your friends about it. So you are a specialist on the topic of “speakeasies”! Do they have speakeasies in your country? Here is a little suggestion: legalize booze. It takes the winds out of the mafia’s sails. I’m from Chicago. I ought to know.

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Finally, Louis writes after being inspired by my blog, “Friends”, written September 13, 2012:

“Great Post. I was checking continuously this blog and I am impressed! Extremely useful info specifically the last part I care for such info much. I was looking for this certain info for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck.” Louis.

My response: Dear Louis, I am assuming you are a male person by your name. I feel sad that you don’t have these kinds of experiences with your friends. I am thinking maybe you should learn to hunt. On the other hand, given how specifically the last part you care for unfo much, I would suggest getting yourself a spiritual director. Get one that likes to hunt.

To all three of my friends, I say this: “You have a ways to go if you think you can pull off a ‘C’ in English Language 101. Meanwhile don’t walk the streets of New York without you’re interpreter beside you.”

I rather hate to delete them. They are quite positive, don’t you think?