So Kate and Jerry are driving south and Jerry says to Kate: “So where are you getting the tattoo?”

Kate says, “In St. Cloud, by a friend of Heidi’s”

Jerry then says, “So where are you getting your tattoo?”

Kate: “In St. Cloud, downtown somewhere.”

Jerry: “Where exactly are you getting the tattoo?”

Kate, exasperated, says, “I told you. In St. Cloud. Heidi’s friend is a tattoo guy. I don’t know the exact address.”

Jerry says, “I mean where do you plan to get the tattoo?”

Kate, really pissed now. “Why is it so important where I get it?”

Jerry, “I am just curious to know where you plan to get it.”

The turn signal goes on. “I plan to get it on my arm.”

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